Read my blog
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(sung to "Be our guest" from the Disney movie beauty and the beast)

Some guys blog for fame,
others blog for fun
the only thing I'm blogging for,
is because me too has one!

Read my blog! Read my blog,
see I write about my dog!
Read my blog, every letter,
'cause it is an Irish Setter.

Writing stories from my life,
like when I cut me with a knife,
If there was a giant scandal, 
or I found a pair of sandals.

Read my blog, see it's free
so why won't you stay with me?
Some truck just ran over my dog!

Leave a comment in my forum,
or my blog will starve in boredom.
Read my blog! Read my blog! Read my blog!

Trackback me, anyone?
Link each other, so much fun!
Give the bots something to chew,
they'll read my blog, so why won't you?

Check the statistics, they're bombastic
really totally fantastic!
Here's your one-time chance to be a bandwidth hog.

All the world is tuning in
my connection's running thin!
Read my blog! Read my blog!
Oh please, read my blog!


(C) 2006 - Martin "Venty" Ebnoether